TELEBRANDS - Hi friends, Pehle me bahut dukhi rehta tha !! Hmesha hatash rehta tha !! Mujhse padhai nhi ho pati thi. 1 assignment complete karne me mahino lag jate the. Hostel walo ke tane sun ke ro diya krta tha. Fir maine is naye club ke bare me suna - !!!!!!....LCC....!!!!! Ye wakai lajawab hai, Ab main puri technical book library me complete kar leta hun. Duniya bhar ke taane aur galiyan apni girl friend se hans ke sun leta hu. Kitni bhi tough assignment aaye us se padh leta hun.
After this short promotion by one of the successful members of LCC, there is a story which will inspire everyone of you.
1 year back:
After this short promotion by one of the successful members of LCC, there is a story which will inspire everyone of you.
1 year back:
Place: Room No. - 216, First Floor, Hostel Ashoka Hall
Abhay : "He can't do anything."
CY : "Getting a girl is difficult; he can't get one."
Mohit : "Guys, see the boy to girl ratio here, then we are from Ashoka Hall, Raj."
"I will!!! Screw you, guys.. You will see one day..." came a confident yet meek voice of Raj.
"Ok..I bet in front of all, if Raj gets a girl during our college; I will run one round of central lawn naked." This was Kamboj, fond of betting on every second argument.
Raj was feeling very low after all this and in order to keep his words, he went to people who had girlfriends.
Those great souls (mayuresh , bada raka ,vishal ,abhijeet ,aadhar….the list goes ) were touched by Raj's gesture.
One of them commented," yaar, tune to meri struggle ke dino ki yaad dila di."
After this, those great people consulted amongst themselves and in greater interest of mankind and in particular, for Raj, floated a club Ladki Chahiye Club. Even then, it was not anticipated, that so many people will come for inductions. However, after 3 rounds of questionnaire, GD and interview, 5 most depressed souls were selected. This was decided on the sole intention that one who is most eligible bachelor needs greatest help of all.
After this, they floated a course, following is the handout:
Abhay : "He can't do anything."
CY : "Getting a girl is difficult; he can't get one."
Mohit : "Guys, see the boy to girl ratio here, then we are from Ashoka Hall, Raj."
"I will!!! Screw you, guys.. You will see one day..." came a confident yet meek voice of Raj.
"Ok..I bet in front of all, if Raj gets a girl during our college; I will run one round of central lawn naked." This was Kamboj, fond of betting on every second argument.
Raj was feeling very low after all this and in order to keep his words, he went to people who had girlfriends.
Those great souls (mayuresh , bada raka ,vishal ,abhijeet ,aadhar….the list goes ) were touched by Raj's gesture.
One of them commented," yaar, tune to meri struggle ke dino ki yaad dila di."
After this, those great people consulted amongst themselves and in greater interest of mankind and in particular, for Raj, floated a club Ladki Chahiye Club. Even then, it was not anticipated, that so many people will come for inductions. However, after 3 rounds of questionnaire, GD and interview, 5 most depressed souls were selected. This was decided on the sole intention that one who is most eligible bachelor needs greatest help of all.
After this, they floated a course, following is the handout:
Ladki Chahiye Club
Instruction Division
Second Year
Course Title: Get In Real Life
(short forms are too popular here. FM, MOS, ED….. This course is GIRL)
Course No: LCC420
Student InCharge: Raj
Team of Students: Deepu , Mehul , Ghosh , Kaidi , Gunny
1. Scope and Objective of the course:
The objective of this course is to expose the student to a broad knowledge of experimenatal and theoratical methods to get a girl and train the students in the skill of operation and maintainence to keep the girl happy and going.
2. Utilities:
a. gtalk
b. Mobile phone(with a message pack)
c. deordant (preferably WILDSTONE/ADDICTION)
d. A minimum balance of Rs. 1000 in bank account in addition to your expenditure.
e. Facebook,Google+ & orkut account.
3. Course Plan:
a. Initiation- How to start conversation? Frequency of "Hi". When to wave hand and when to smile? (Lecture Number: 1-5)
b. Maintain the "hi" (Lecture Number: 6-7)
c. How to get the girl's phone number and gtalk id? (Lecture number:8-12) (Includes a lab)
d. How to talk and message using mass media device(mobile phone)? (Lecture no: 13-18) (Includes two labs)
e. gtalk communication with special emphasis on status messages. (Lecture no: 19-21) (Includes a lab)
f. Maintaining the relationship during hard times(e.g. quizzes, midsem, endsem). (Lecture no: 22-25)
g. How to indicate that you like her with special emphasis on body gestures? (Lecture no: 26-30)
h. Proposing-selecting accurate time, perfect place and right gift. (Lecture no 30-40)
4. Evaluation Scheme:
a. Quizzes: 20% (during Winter vacation)
Problem: Identify and talk to girl of your choice and get her phone number as well as her gtalk id.
b. Midsem: 20% (during Summer Vacation)
Problem: Prepare a report on the girl's likes, dislikes, friends, and her history using social networking sites as well as using your communication skills.
c. Surprise Test: 5%
Problem: You will get a girl's call at the very unexpected moment and the girl is in very bad mood.
d. Assignment: 5%
Problem: Submit a girl's gtalk id every month. (Grade F for those who submit fake ids)
e. Lab components: 20%
Instructors will first perform the experiment themselves with the help of their girlfriends.
f. Endsem: 30% (during Anwesha as it’s the only time you see girls in the college)
Problem: Propose a girl of your choice.
1. Make-up Policy: Make Up for any component will be given only in genuine cases. In all cases prior intimation must be given to IC.
2. Chamber Consultation hour: To be announced in class by instructors
3. Notices: Notice, if any, concerning the course will be displayed on the Ladki Chahiye Club Notice Board.
Instruction Division
Second Year
Course Title: Get In Real Life
(short forms are too popular here. FM, MOS, ED….. This course is GIRL)
Course No: LCC420
Student InCharge: Raj
Team of Students: Deepu , Mehul , Ghosh , Kaidi , Gunny
1. Scope and Objective of the course:
The objective of this course is to expose the student to a broad knowledge of experimenatal and theoratical methods to get a girl and train the students in the skill of operation and maintainence to keep the girl happy and going.
2. Utilities:
a. gtalk
b. Mobile phone(with a message pack)
c. deordant (preferably WILDSTONE/ADDICTION)
d. A minimum balance of Rs. 1000 in bank account in addition to your expenditure.
e. Facebook,Google+ & orkut account.
3. Course Plan:
a. Initiation- How to start conversation? Frequency of "Hi". When to wave hand and when to smile? (Lecture Number: 1-5)
b. Maintain the "hi" (Lecture Number: 6-7)
c. How to get the girl's phone number and gtalk id? (Lecture number:8-12) (Includes a lab)
d. How to talk and message using mass media device(mobile phone)? (Lecture no: 13-18) (Includes two labs)
e. gtalk communication with special emphasis on status messages. (Lecture no: 19-21) (Includes a lab)
f. Maintaining the relationship during hard times(e.g. quizzes, midsem, endsem). (Lecture no: 22-25)
g. How to indicate that you like her with special emphasis on body gestures? (Lecture no: 26-30)
h. Proposing-selecting accurate time, perfect place and right gift. (Lecture no 30-40)
4. Evaluation Scheme:
a. Quizzes: 20% (during Winter vacation)
Problem: Identify and talk to girl of your choice and get her phone number as well as her gtalk id.
b. Midsem: 20% (during Summer Vacation)
Problem: Prepare a report on the girl's likes, dislikes, friends, and her history using social networking sites as well as using your communication skills.
c. Surprise Test: 5%
Problem: You will get a girl's call at the very unexpected moment and the girl is in very bad mood.
d. Assignment: 5%
Problem: Submit a girl's gtalk id every month. (Grade F for those who submit fake ids)
e. Lab components: 20%
Instructors will first perform the experiment themselves with the help of their girlfriends.
f. Endsem: 30% (during Anwesha as it’s the only time you see girls in the college)
Problem: Propose a girl of your choice.
1. Make-up Policy: Make Up for any component will be given only in genuine cases. In all cases prior intimation must be given to IC.
2. Chamber Consultation hour: To be announced in class by instructors
3. Notices: Notice, if any, concerning the course will be displayed on the Ladki Chahiye Club Notice Board.
Instructor-in-charge
LCC420
Students who have completed this course with at least "C" will be eligible to register for the following electives:
a. PROM315
b. ANWESHA218
c. LIBRARY216
d. NEBULA108
So, Raj was the course topper (though two of them got an F grade) and he was recently spotted with a girl in P&M Mall and in Library where she was teaching him EOR143** ;)
**EOR – Economics Of Relationship
Now, we all are waiting for Kamboj's public display of.......................................
Now, we all are waiting for Kamboj's public display of.......................................
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