Tuesday, December 21, 2010

LOVE aur DHOKHA


Hi friends,

As you see the title, its about LOVE & DHOKHA and the word _ _ _ is missing from it. Just a few minutes earlier I was watching a love story on TV which recalled me of an old friend of my school Raj. He loved a girl named Simran.
(though the names are not their real names as I can’t tell their real names but these names will easily figure a love story in your mind.)

My dear friend has always tried to impress her, whether with his new perfume or with his silly jokes. She soon became very friendly with him. They started spending time in the canteen, library ( favourite place for IITian couples ) and soon dating in restaurants. Like all the boys he too became an ATM machine for her. He was feeling like king for having a girlfriend ( as we don’t have any ). We started calling her bhabhi amongst us. This continued for an year and after that they both took admission in different colleges. But the remained in contact with each other through daily calls and texts.

“Have you proposed her?” I asked.

“No, not yet” he replied. “What’s the need to propose? I know she loves me and she knows I love her, and we both understand each other feelings.”
( hahaha boys always think more )

I suggested him to propose her by giving logics like , you should have a cash memo to claim for warranty ( though that sounds silly but JAGO GRAHAK JAGO ).

Taking my advice he decided to propose her. He called her and after half an hour conversation ( for checking her mood ) he proposed her. Here are few lines of the conversation:-

Raj : Hey!!! Hum dono roz kyun baat karte hai ???

Simran : hmmm………call toh tum roz karte ho , tumhi batao ? ( What an answer, girls always have an intelligent answer )

Raj : Mai tumhe roz call kyun karta hu ???? ( so desperate to hear I Love You )

Simran : hmmm……tumhe mujhse baat karma acha lagta hoga……..

Raj : Wahi toh!!!!!! Mujhe tumse baat karma kyun acha lagta hai ????? ( the no. of question marks is increasing)

Simran : hmmm……..mughe kya pata……. ( Ohh so innocent)

Raj : Because I Love You , dear……..

Simran : seriously??

Raj : Agar mera bas chalta toh mai tumhe apni chhati phar ke dikha deta….. ( typical filmy dialogue )

Simran : Raj tumhe mai kuch batana chahati hu…..

Raj : Kya??????

Simran : Tumse pehle mujhe Nilesh, Aakash, Akshay, Piyush, Mohit ( though I never proposed ), Mayank, Vikas…………….(and the list goes ) ne bhi mujhe propose kiya tha , par maine mana kar diya.
( matlab jab mai pehle kisi ki nahi hui toh ab kya hongi )

Raj : Mujhe usse koi matlab nhi………..mai toh tumse pyar karta hu………
( haan matlab kyun hoga sirf propose hi to kiya hai )

Simran : But mai kisi aur ke sath commited hu………his name is Mohit ( this time its not me, bad luck :(   )…………woh mere college me padhta hai…………

Raj : Kyaaaaa????? Tumne pehle kabhi nhi bataya………..

Simran : Tumne bhi toh kabhi nhi pucha…….I am very sorry for you Raj…..you are a nice friend…….tumne pehle kabhi apni feelings mujhe nhi bataye…….agar batate toh……but ab toh bahut der ho chuki hai…………
( matlab its like first come first serve basis )
I hope hum abb hi as a friend reh sakte hai……..
( Satyanash ho in hindi movies ka…….dialogue pe dialogue )

Raj : Haan Sure…….all the best…Bye!!!

Simran : Byeeeee!!!!! Dear….
( Ohh ye “dear” word )

She told that she didn’t know that he loved him as he never told. Yeah, she was right. How could she know that that the boy who bring gifts for every week, who pays her all restaurant bills, who slapped his friend for commenting on her, who always refills her cycle tyre in the nearby cycle shop, who was not interested in any other girl ( she knew that ) loved her.
( Through all this it seems that he was trying to impress her, but its because he loved her……. )