Hiiiii

In vacation, like everyone, Raj was also busy with Facebook. But misfortunes followed him there also. There is a separate section on facebook home page called "people you may know", many of his friends have sent friend requests to girls of their campus, and many of them accepted too, so facebook was suggesting them to him as friend. One day,one of his friends Suraj said in very depressive manner ,"ladkiyan facebook pe to acche se chat karti thi, yahan pehchane se bhi inkaar kar rahi hai."

There is a girl, Simran , facebook was suggesting her as his friend. He doesn’t want to add anyone who doesn’t know him (of course, the guys know every girl). So, first day, as USUAL, he took a look on her profile and logged off. Second day, again she was suggested as friend, it took his mental power equivalent to attending morning 8 class for stopping himself from adding her as friend. Third day, again her name was there, he thought, "ok…enough is enough." And he sent her invitation. Next day only, she accepted it.

Some days later, she was online, though his heart was willing to chat but he controlled himself thinking "sab moh maya hai." After two minute or so, she said,"hiiiii". He was on cloud 9 and he replied "hello."

Here is the part of conversation:

Raj: how is vacation going?

Simran: pretty f9 but slightly boring…whole day u stay at home, I miss nescafe and ice n spice.

Raj: yeah, true…I feel d same .

(he was enjoying his vacation to the fullest, two times a day cricket, bike, old friends, what can be better than that? And juice walla in his neighborhood is better than ice n spice, economical and tasty…but supporting a girl is more important ;)

Raj : what is ur cg?

Simran : I screwed my endsem... mere 8.5

( Oh my God, screwed endsem and then 8.5, he wish he were like her screwing quizzes, midsem, endsem. He slapped himself for such a stupid question, after all jinke ghar sishe k hote hai, wo dusro pe pathar nai feka karte. Guys, he has below average CG)

Simran : urs??

Raj : hey, who is coming for Anwesha this time?

(change the topic..best idea :)

Simran : you remember, last Anwesha??

Raj :How can I forget!! That was our first Anwesha.... .I was busy in MUN. (MUN stands for Model United Nation)

Simran : when did you work in MUN??? I thought u were with me the whole time...

(Then, he understood the meaning of 5 "i" in her hiiiii.. She misunderstood him for someone else. Then, he thought to continue the play but something {details in next post} stopped me from doing so. )

Raj: I am not the one, you are looking for.

Simran : hey, you are not Raj from Ashoka Hall????

Simran: no, it was my pleasure to talk with you.

She logged off and never talked with him again. Now after vacation, she never makes eye contact with him. Anyways, whatever be the reason, he thinks, she recognizes him now…..