What is meant by 143 ?

Do you know what Sachin Tendulkar loves the most??? Think..Think.. Let me tell you. Sachin counts his centuries again and again and relishes every century. He tells his wife,” Anjali, you remember, the final of Asia cup, I smashed six off Shoiab Akhtar to make 100”. Anjali replies,” Of course darling. And that in Australia, 3 sixes on Shane Warne. How can I forget them!!”

You people will be thinking why suddenly Sachin Tendulkar. Its because in school I found a unique property of girls. Though girls are very much offensive on anyone who proposes them but they love to count the number of proposes, similar to Sachin’s habit of counting centuries. I have got some secret information from girl’s side that there is sense of competition between them over their toll. “are payal, tujhe is month sirf 3 ne propose kiya, mujhe to 6 ne…” And now payal will get ready to give her friend hard fight next month by using “fair and lovely”.

In the school days, Raj was caught in this count fight. That time, we were unaware of this count race. He liked one girl and wished to tell her his feeling. He needed a medium for that and who else is better than her best friend. He talked to Shruti (her best friend) and told her whole matter except that he like her best friend (if you tell so, she is no longer intrested in you and you will lose a communicating medium). In some days, Shruti became a good friend of him. Raj and Shruti started messaging. Meanwhile he went to Jamshedpur to attend his maternal uncle’s marriage. But one day, he was trapped. Here is a part of message conversation:

Raj: hi..wassup..wht r u doing?

Shruti: nothng….just playing wid my cousins…

Raj: lovely.. I wish I were at home.. I luv kids…

(to win her friend..first you have to win her..thats why so much of nonsense)

Shruti: dey r askin me weird ques… I m sick of dere ques..

Raj: lyk???

Shruti: Dey just asked me,” what is meant by 143?”

Raj: I luv u

( His mom called him so, he had to go)

Raj: bye

( No reply, he was slightly taken aback, but then he didn’t put much of his mind in it)

Thereafter due to his uncle’ marriage  and after that our exams, they didn’t talk or message. After 10 days , he met the girl(Simran) whom he loved. With slight hesistation, he said I love you.

Simran’s reply: you cheater, fraud…. Kutte, kaminey…I know you..whenever you find any good looking girl, you propose her… “ I love you” ..so simple words for you..

Raj: but what I did…???????????

Simran: just 10 days back, you proposed Shruti and now me..

Raj: but..but.. I never proposed her…

Simran: Thank God, you proposed Shruti and I have evidence for that..I have Shruti’s mobile with me…..

( She opened her mobile, and showed him the message displaying “I luv u” which he sent Shruti in reply to her cousin’s question)

After listening so much gali, he was very upset. Later, we were informed that Shruti was falling short of one proposal to her friend, so she used his message as equaliser… So next time, you are messaging any girl, BEWARE

Why cant girls say direct NO

So, finally Raj has decided, he will go for arrange marriage. Guys, arrange marriage has its own advantage, like you will be the apple of your parent's eye, you will listen something like," you know sharma jee, his son married a punjabi without informing them, God knows what we did in last birth that we got our son, otherwise its going increasingly difficult to find son like ours." And you are like,"sala, kismat hi kharab hai, punjabi kya, madrasi bhi nai mili." Its not because he didn't like anyone but because he like everyone and he was tired of being rejected. With the last two rejections by two sweet girls in last two week, his toll goes to 11 in his love carrier. God has been so kind on him, he used Lafarge cement to build his heart otherwise I have seen many guys insane with just one rejection. Now, he is used to it and he would like to share his experiences so that you people should know what not to be done. Here Raj goes…………..


In class 8:
Our class was in first floor and to drink water, we used to go to ground floor. This was the first time; I was going to propose someone. So, naturally, I was bit nervous. But I was determined to do so on that day. "That day" because that day was Tuesday, day of hanuman ji, and if I fail that day, I had to wait another week. I decided to catch her in lunch on stairs and tell my feelings. As soon as bell rang for lunch, I went to stair and started to wait for her. I waited for whole 30 minutes and even I missed my noodles.(my mother gave me noodles that day). After 30 minutes, bell rang and I went back to class and enquired about her. My spies in girls told me that she was not feeling well and has decided to skip the lunch.

My plan changed. She used to go by foot and that too alone. So, I decided to check my luck then. As final bell rang, I hurriedly went to gate and looked for her. But to my surprise, she came but accompanied with her father. For a minute, I imagined myself in front of her father, her father with a gun, and I begging for my life.

I waited for next Tuesday. I had a different plan for that day. I decided to say her as soon as I found her alone. At last, I got the right time.

me: hi..Simran....


Simran: hi.. have you completed maths homework??


here I was preparing for my life and these geek girls always think about the studies. Though I hadn't completed yet but I had to make impression.


me: yes..I can help you.


Simran: thanks...yaar


me: Simran..I was thinking...........


Simran: you know, my sister bought me this ring..


(Showing a golden ring in her finger)
girls can never change...the same jewellery.....same sister....I was sick of them for last 1 years.


me: really nice..


Simran: kal meri mumbai wali mausi aa rahi hai..


you have to listen these, if you want to see your future with her, no matter how much you dislike.


me: cool…..Simran……I was thinking that I love you.


Suddenly her look changed from, mother Teresa to phoolan devi, I swear if she had gun, I must be in heaven enjoying apsaras.


Simran: I know you guys well.. you all are same. Why I trusted you?? Why??


She started sobbing.(killer weapon of girls-tears)


me: I mean.......I really like you..I am not teasing or doing it for fun...I love you most in this world after your parents..


she ran away and in next morning assembly, I got my answer. Her elder sister who was 2 years senior to us called me .


Her sister gave me a short speech on “girls and their future” and her speech includes questions like “ What do you understand girls? Are they for fun only?”. After speech I thought why cant girls say direct no. And then I decided to never let my heart fall again but it fell again. Details in next post…